Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, 2004
By recent estimates, the is somewhere around 92 percent of all e-mail messages worldwide. (And it won't do to claim that what he really said was "Two years from now, [Hormel] Spam will be dissolved"--because the sculptable meat product remains as semisolid as ever.)
So, uh, good guess, Bill. Glad that's been taken care of.
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