At least that's the plan. But several days after the class, 20-some police officers receive letters informing them that their driver's licenses have been suspended for refusing a breath test.

Turns out the classroom-exercise tickets have somehow made their way to the DMV -- and a data entry clerk has diligently entered all of the information. "And for several days," fish groans, "until the error was corrected, half of this town's police force had no driver's licenses."