Both sides now

Frantic new sales guy grabs IT pilot fish as he walks by and asks why the printers don't work. "He showed me the problem printout, which had been unceremoniously discarded in the trash," fish says. "I asked which pages were missing. 'All the even pages,' he said. I took the pages out of the salesman's hands, flipped them over, handed them back -- and asked, 'Now what pages are missing?'"

Walk-around

User: "My keyboard isn't working anymore." Support pilot fish: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? User: "No, I can't get behind the computer." Fish: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. User: "OK." Pause. Fish: Did the keyboard come with you? User: "Yes." Fish: That means the keyboard isn't plugged in. Is there another keyboard? User: "Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work."

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