The final app of the five generates to help you "connect and chat with the hottie whose number you got." Connecting with hotties leads to dates. And we all know what dates can lead to.

Sheesh, what'll they come up with next -- bars where men meet women? Books written specifically to help men get better at getting lucky? Songs encouraging sexual promiscuity?!

Good thing we axed that Pepsi app before any real damage was done.

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