Nine Gmail features that I'd like to see

24.10.2008

4. Chameleon -- You're sending a critical email to others in your organization. Let Chameleon rewrite your email uniquely for each recipient, based on their stored comprehension profiles. Finally you can impress everyone without any effort at all.

5. GetToThePoint -- Tired of long, rambling emails? GetToThePoint will extract the nugget of useful information from the email, or tell you if there was nothing important in there at all. Think of the time you'll save.

6. Reciprocator -- Tired of spam? Reciprocator determines the spammer's actual email address and then, using all of Google's global resources, sends gigabytes of email back to them, decimating their bandwidth limits.

7. Psychic -- Psychic checks incoming email and does a complete background search on the sender. Psychic determines if you actually want to receive email from this person, and if not, bounces it back and deletes it. Save yourself the trouble before it ever starts.

8. Eliminator -- Declaring ? Eliminator will analyze every email in your inbox, generate an appropriate reply, and then delete the email, until you inbox is empty. You'll want to use it every day. Perhaps you already are.