The iPhone 5 is not going to have a really big screen, like the gorgeous screen on the Samsung Galaxy S3. Someone showed me one of those Samsungs recently, and I instantly coveted it.

Then get one! GO. We will literally drive you to the store! Albeit with pointy sticks and air horns.

Who cares about having a taller screen? I certainly dont want to have to turn the phone to landscape view every time I want to look at something.

Theres an immediate impulse to point out to him how stupid this is. Hes doing it on purpose. Dont let him bait you. BE STRONG.

The iPhone 5 will have a new power cord, one that will render the dozen or so Apple power cords I have obsolete.