Business Insiders Henry Blodget continues to try to leave flaming sacks of canine matter on our doorstep. You will be shocked (actual shock not included) to learn that Blodget says Im Already Annoyed By My iPhone 5 (tip o the antlers to ).

No, you read that right. iPhone . If Henry Blodget is a time-traveler from the future, we lobby the government to develop time-traveling technology as soon as possible, so we can send him back to whatever dystopian future Earth would not only produce this killer cyborg of trollery, but then send him back to our era just to increase ad impressions.

I havent gotten my iPhone 5 yet, but Im already annoyed by it.

No, you are not.