Why?

YES. WHY? DEAR GOD, WHY?

Well, first, the wait.

Here, Blodget is pretending to be one of the people who were upset that the iPhone 4S wasnt teardrop-shaped or some crap.

(I have an iPhone 3GS, which still works great. But I confess that I have been coveting the superior camera on the iPhone 4 and 4S. I tried to buy a 4 once, a couple of months after it came out, but hundreds of people had been waiting all night in line to buy them to ship them to Asia, so I gave up. But I have decided to upgrade to the iPhone 5, unless it totally sucks.)