Number 5: Its been five years since Apple reinvented the smartphone market. Whats the company done for you lately?

Upgrade fatigue isnt the only thing critics dislike about Apples product rollouts; some say the new products arent new enough.

Yeah! Apples only reinvented two markets in the last ten years! Get on it! Your competitors have reinvented & well, none. But, come on! Youre Apple!

Oh, God, are we really only half way through with this?

Number 6: iPhones cost too much!