You may not be to, but the effect is still pretty much the same.

If youve read as much tech coverage as the Macalope, well, God help you. But you would have noticed that Apple is held to a different set of standards than, oh, every other company ever. Writing on the s ironically-named Smart Money site, Quentin Fottrell brings us the dreaded list of 10 Things Apple Wont Tell You! (No link because COME ON, but tip o the antlers to .)

Cue dramatic music.

For example, you may be interested to learn that Apple be telling you that youre tired of buying so many of its products: