A long time ago we warned Jobs that creating fantasies for fanboys was a largely pointless exercise when your health was on the rocks.

you, now. Well, goody for you. So, when get cancer, you'll do it , not like Jobs did. Give yourself a big clap on the back and, oh, you already are. Never mind.

He was drafted back in and shifted the company away from its traditional nice looking PC model, to gizmos and toys such as the iPod.

Because, as everyone knows, Apple stopped making Macs. Also, "drafted"? He chose to sell his company to Apple and then conducted a boardroom coup to take over.

Are you to seem like an insensitive ass who's careless with basic facts? Because you're doing a bang-up job of it.