Because, true to form, in getting right into the stupid.

Charles Golvin, an analyst specializing in mobile technology at Forrester Research, said in an email message... "I think the key question is whether the Apple team will continue to work as effectively as a collaborative without the single person to rely on for the final decision."

Apparently Forrester has been informed that Tim Cook was named CEO and Apple is now run by committee. That troubling. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us about the disturbing message sends about Apple executive rivalries.

But Golvin's not the worst. No, we're just getting started. Buckle up, this is gonna get ugly.