But that the Macalope--despite some quibbles--thinks was pretty well done. Why? Because the author almost exclusively resisted the urge to generalize that experience and needs will apply to everyone.

The iPhone's not for you? OK. Not a problem. Godspeed to you, fellow traveller through modern technology! Just don't try to tell us why it's not for

Look, the Macalope recommended a Kindle Fire to some friends a few weeks back. Why? They wanted a tablet and e-reader but simply didn't have the budget for an iPad. Sure, they're not going to get as polished an experience, but they are going to have something to entertain their kids on long car rides. As you can tell by his suit, the Macalope is a mythical beast of at least means, so he's willing to pay for a better user experience. But not everyone can do that.

Although, he feels he should point out that he does wear the same suit every day. Let's face it, while he has some means, he's not exactly George Clooney, either.

It's OK, though. He licks it clean every day and has those little birds that walk up and down his back all day picking off bugs.