As for the Macalope, he'd rather spend his time relentlessly hitting refresh on the Apple Store page, hoping to actually have the chance to order one of these gigantic fails.

Which is good, because that's exactly what he did yesterday.

While the Macalope was able to restrain himself from directly covering those suffering from premature evaluation (honestly, it never happens with Android products!), he's gotta say something about the post-event coverage.

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