Indeed, Evil Farhad even keyed the Farhads' first reaction to the iPhone 5, calling it "not the best iPhone ever," and complaining about the Lightning connector.

Now, almost a month later, it's time for me to get something off my chest: I've made a huge mistake.

, is it that Good Farhad is now writing and simply doesn't want us to know, because evil twins aren't covered under Slate's group health policy? Your filial loyalty (or whatever you call it with an evil twin) is admirable, Farhad, but you shouldn't be covering for him. Particularly not after what he did to Ensign Chekov in the Agony Booth.

I'll go even further: When I pick up the iPhone 5 and examine it closely, I find it difficult to believe that this device actually exists. The iPhone 5 does not feel like a product that was mass produced. In a strange way, it doesn't feel like it was built at all. This is a gadget that seems as if it fell into the box fully formed. If you run your hands around its face, you...

OK, OK. Easy there. Suffice it to say, Good Farhad likes the iPhone 5. A .