We are left to wonder, however, when Evil Farhad will escape from the dimensional corridor in which Good Farhad has trapped him and retake the keyboard to ...

Uh ... shoot. The Macalope dropped his reference cards and now they're all mixed up. Crazy Lazarus from wasn't from the same dimension as Evil Spock. Or was he?

Well, whatever. At least the Macalope's explanation is more charitable than "technology pundit shoots his mouth off about technologies he hasn't used yet, later realizes how wrong he was."

You guys are not going to believe this but according to Professor Rosa Chun of the UCD Smurfit School of Business, Apple is (are you sitting down?) ...