The Macalope Weekly: It's a living

13.10.2012

He's out of touch, sounds like a bit of a jerk, and he runs a hedge fund. What are the odds?

Remember how boooooring the iPhone 5 was? Sure you do! It was in all the papers! The iPhone 5 was totally dullsville, man, and Apple is out of ideas! Better just fire Tim Cook, shut the company down, and give the money back to investors.

Bor. Ing.

Well, you might want to have a neck brace ready, because you're about to get whiplash.