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Tim Cook had his own feelings about the Surface, and would you be surprised to learn they dont exactly coincide with Ballmers? Shocking, but true.

I havent played with a Surface yet, but what we are reading about it is that it is a compromised and confusing product, Apple CEO Tim Cook said on the companys earnings call late this afternoon, which took place just hours after Microsofts Windows 8 launch event. One of the toughest things you do is make hard tradeoffs and decide what a product should be, and weve done that with the iPad.

Tim, Tim, Tim. What customers want is a no-compromises, unholy tablet/PC hybrid that OH, GOD, ITS ALIVE, IT JUST KILLED A SCIENTIST.