[The Macalope merely stares dumbfounded at the screen of his MacBook Air (which, coincidentally, does not have an SD card), unable to form words, his brain attempting to crawl out of his furry ears in an effort to escape the dumb.]

&the final straw was when you decided to replace the dock on the bottom of all your iPhones and iPads with the new lightening dock.

Good God, are you here? JUST GO, ALREADY.

Perhaps the problem is youre not the same person any more. Youre not Steve. Perhaps.

So, Conway is leaving Tim because hes not Steve and instead running into the arms of ? Thats like breaking up with Ben Affleck because hes not Matt Damon and then dating a Matt Damon impersonator instead.