Tim Cook:

Dear Ed: Drive safe. Dont let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

I figured the least I could do is to explain my decision in full&

No! Not at all! The you could do is just go away quietly. Instead you wrote about your .

Not that Apple gives a rip, but this just reveals what kind of self-centered nit Conway is. If this were a real break-up letter, it would . No one whos getting dumped wants to be forced to hear about your feelings. Here, let the Macalope show you the longest break-up letter anyone should ever write: