Look, if your employees have a business need to stream HD video, you have to suck it up and make sure your network can handle it. If they have a business need, then you have to ask why they're spending their day watching basketball in HD.

Ultimately, however, the Macalope can sum up these arguments in one word said twice: Booga booga.

Well, it's time to move on from trashing the iPad and instead look to the future. Because according to Wired's Christina Bonnington, you're going to need to buy yourself a pair of relaxed fit jeans. The giant-sized iPhone is on its way!