And here the Macalope thought 4G was consequence-free. To be fair, though, we all remember the article about Motorola Xoom owners who used up all their data after they waited months to send their tablets back for the two-week 4G upgrade hahahaha of course not.

Well, don't get used to this last gate, because it's already come and gone. Alas, poor Linegate! You left us too soon!

The lines were distinctly shorter than past years, some whispered, the rollout more subdued.

Too bad that those who were "whispering" (by posting things on their websites), like Gizmodo, had to issue follow-ups saying "."