The Macalope Weekly: Baloney. It's what's for lunch.

24.03.2012

Inevitable! It's just a question of whether it will be 42 inches or 47 inches. Users are demanding gigantic, aircraft carrier-sized cell phones! Apple must respond!

Now that the new iPad is here, speculation has shifted back to the iPhone--specifically, whether Apple will be upping the screen size of its Retina display smartphone. Developers and analysts tell us that a larger iPhone screen size makes sense, and should arrive in Apple's next refresh.

Basically we have that Reuters cited as a "report"... aaand now everyone thinks it's a done deal!

4.6 inches. That's not just a bigger iPhone, that's huge. A veritable whale of an iPhone. A great swath of iPhone that only André the Giant would be able to comfortably stretch his thumb across. Too bad he's dead. There goes the target market.

But when rumors give you unbelievable details, just ignore them!