Hang on to your hats, and keep your hands and feet inside the car, kids, because Anderson is going to give us (tip o' the antlers to )!

Apple today proudly announces that if you buy their Mountain Lion OS, it will connect you to many unprotected sites, beyond your control, without your even knowing that you are so connected.

Buh? Unprotected sites? Beyond your control? Without your knowing? Did the Macalope miss a press release?

Watch this space.

Believe the Macalope, he wishes he could tear his eyes away from this train wreck of an article,