The Macalope Weekly: A bad joke

28.07.2012

Does anyone think Jobs wasn't ultimately the genius behind the Apple product line?

The sole genius? Yes. They're called rationalists.

Unless there's a jaw-dropping product in the pipeline, then the rough reception after Apple's earnings miss can be notched up as the first step of the superstar company's reversion to the corporate mean.

Truly, having the same growth it last had in 2009 means this is the end. You can't argue with that logic! [circles hoof around his ear in cuckoo gesture]

And remember, Clem Chowder called it first! Except for all those other idiots who called it before him.