I AM NOT MRS SMITH YOU DOLT!

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The Centers for Disease Control has reported a wave of what appear to be cases of spontaneous human combustion. Spontaneous human combustion is where a human being bursts into flame leaving behind little more than ashes. Long thought to be an urban myth, the recent rash of cases has given scientists new evidence to examine. A CDC bulletin will be released shortly.