Great balls of customer service

19.06.2009

[Bad music. Five minutes later.] Thank you for your patience, Mrs. Smith ...

For heaven's sake! I told you, my name isn't Mrs. Smith!

Oh, excuse me and thank you for that information sir. Your number, could you repeat it again please ma'am, er, sir?

FOR GOD'S SAKE! IT IS 805-555-1212. WRITE IT DOWN MAN!

Thank you for that information sir. Please hold for one or two minutes while I access your account.