Great balls of customer service

19.06.2009
Hello, you've reached . My name is Jeremiah, how are you today?

Oh, hi, yes, I'm fine except my cell phone stopped working!

Thank you for that information sir. Are you calling from your cell phone?

My cell phone? No, I told you, it stopped working, there's no service.

Thank you for that information sir. What is your number please?

My number! I already entered that already. Twice! Didn't you get it?