Windows enthusiasts. We don't like to talk about them--we don't even like to think about them, frankly--but they exist and not thinking about them isn't going to make them go away. Or make them stop pretending to write objective pieces about Apple products.

You wouldn't go to a cat for an objective review of the new 2011 dogs, would you? "Meh. Seen better. Tails? We've had those for years!"

So, when a few people suggest the Macalope tackle he demurred at first. He wasn't sure he had too much more to offer than .

Thurrott's actually lower on the Macalope's list of targets than you might think. He's a Windows enthusiast. He's got his perspective. His weird, twisted, incomprehensible perspective. We might not understand it, but at least his biases are readily apparent and he's even capable of .