Heyyy, Canada. What's up?
We down here in the lower 48 just wanted to for a bit. We're frankly a little concerned about what's going on up there.
Oh, yeah, there was . The Macalope doesn't know much about hockey, but wouldn't it make more sense to trash the team's city? Indeed, maybe that's what victory rioting is, a concession to the losers.
"We feel really bad you guys lost. Here, we'll destroy our city so you can be glad you're not us."