Yet strong sales are backing up the hype—at least for now—suggesting something about the devices has caught on with consumers.

That is . Because the iPad is selling by the metric ton, this people like them.

They secretly hate tablets Apple, for making them buy tablets! Katherine’s the only sane person in a world gone mad!

What is that mysterious “something”? Purely marketing, I believe.

“I have no idea what’s going on and no interest in trying to figure it out because I’m very angry!”