Windows at 25: Time to move out

22.11.2010

Without Windows...

* The acronym "BSOD" might stand for "Boy Scout Official Dentistry" merit badge, not "Blue Screen of Death."

* The three-finger salute would be what those Boy Scouts are doing while earning their BSODs, not Control-Alt-Delete.

* OLE would have remained what Spaniards cry at bullfights, not Object Linking and Embedding.

* "DLL" might have stood for "Dull Lesbian Librarians" instead of "Dynamic Link Library."