Here's the kicker of it all: Cohen now says she won't pursue any legal action against the insult-slingin' blogger, despite the whole mask-melting (and publicity-generating) process.

So, all combined, what do we have on our hands? As far as I'm concerned, the odd events and back-and-forth bickering lead to only one logical conclusion: Our two gal pals are actually working in tandem to set the stage for an upcoming VH1 reality show. It'll have a title along the lines of "Celebrity Blog Battle." A wresting ring, lots of baby oil, and Bret Michaels will presumably all be involved.

Just remember, you heard it here first.

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