Whew...still with me? Good. Here's what's happening now.

Meet the Blogger

Over the weekend, the "Skanks in NYC" blogger stepped out of the shadows and spoke to the . The woman -- identified as Rosemary Port, a 29-year-old student at New York's Fashion Institute of Technology (and, by some accounts, ) -- tells the Daily News Cohen "defamed herself" by making such a big deal out of the small-scale blog.

"Before her suit, there were probably two hits on my Web site: one from me looking at it, and one from her looking at it," Port tells the Daily News. "That was before it became a spectacle. I feel my right to privacy has been violated."

Hang on, though: We're not even at the juiciest part yet. Port now says she's going to file a lawsuit of her own -- against Google. Her attorney tells the Daily News she'll accuse Google of "breach[ing] its fiduciary duty to protect her expectation of anonymity" (or, in regular English, not protecting Port's right to speak freely and anonymously). Port's demand: $15 million in damages.