Oh, dear, dear, dear. This is pathetic. It's like watching two dinosaurs climbing over each other trying to get out of a tar pit.

Except less tragic and more funny.

Now, a lot of people are probably hoping that the Macalope is going to talk about (read: "Open, now with 100 percent more approval required!") and as "pff, no big deal, business as usual, nothing to see here, move along (just remember to get your TPS reports in on time)."

But if he did that then he'd have to talk about a certain Android apologist who's to call Google on its lax use of a word that's supposed to mean something.