As it turns out, some of the delay may be due to Apple having --you know, the cash some people were saying the company should pay out in dividends--to secure supplies of key components, such as touchscreens.

What?! Apple's not playing fair! They're hogging all the screens! And they totally grabbed the rope that time on the tetherball court, which is like an instant out, but they didn't an out, and UGH! SO UNFAIR!

Yeah, well, tough beans (except about the tetherball thing--that is totally an out). This is how the game is played.

But, let's be honest. How many screens does RIM need? Like... five? Would that be good? They can probably get those. Even the super-awesome iPad-killing Xoom . Admittedly, it didn't include cool features like . Hey, RIM's just giving you

Anyway, it may not all be mean ol' Apple's fault. Because, soft! What light through yonder screen-RIM-can't-find-a-supply-for breaks? , and Adobe is the fail!