You ever see that episode of the original where the guy is , trapped in battle for the rest of time? Sometimes that’s how the Macalope feels it is with him and Rob Enderle.

Some have gone so far as to suggest that the Macalope Rob Enderle, and that the dual personalities are simply a perpetual revenue-generation scheme. Write stupid article for TechNewsWorld, skewer on , get paid by both!

Actually, you know, that’s not a bad idea. All the Macalope would have to do is . Like he’s going to be able to find . He thinks he lost it in his last move.

Truthfully, the Macalope mostly tries to ignore Rob, because saying dumb things about Apple is just part of his schtick. And by “schtick” the Macalope means “sucking up to his client list,” which reads one-for-one like a list of Apple’s competitors.