This means four new phones a year with the old ones discontinued or sold off cheap. The Apple fans will buy four phones a year instead of one or two. Business will boom.

As... opposed to how Apple's doing now.

Well, thanks for the advice, John. The Macalope's sure Apple will really take it to heart.

Wait, the heart's not really the right organ. Pancreas? Maybe they'll take to pancreas. If that.