Well, now that we know what color the sky is on Planet Nutball, what’s the weather like back here on Earth?

Sunny, with a chance of awesome.

Apart from the obviously troubling iPad number, Apple sold something like , almost doubling its profit and bumping its margin up to . (Queue the complaints of overpriced Apple products.)

Well, while Apple may have had a good quarter, we cannot ignore Android and all the winning, right?