Just so we're clear, the thing that keeps Kaspersky's software off of iOS is the same thing that makes Apple's mobile platform the most secure operating system there is.

"We as a security company are not able to develop true endpoint security for iOS," Kaspersky told The Register in Sydney today. "That will mean disaster for Apple," he opined, as malware will inevitably strike iOS in the future.

We're so sure.

Yes, it sure was a disaster for Mac users when a virus wiped out their user settings.

Oh, wait, that wasn't a virus, it was . Oopsies!