The Macalope Weekly: A kinder, gentler Macalope

26.05.2012
During these troubled times of high unemployment and gas prices and the , it's nice to be able to rely on your friends. First, the Macalope outsources some retorts to a friend in the security business and then a friend stages an intervention which prompts the horny one to make nice with a former victim.

Don't worry, the Macalope's sure he'll forget all of this friendliness and be back to goring people by next week.

Hell hath no fury like a security software vendor kept off a platform.

Boo. Hoo.