The solution: In lieu of a scan, you can opt for an "If you touch me there, you'd better buy me dinner and a movie first" . But we don't think you'll feel any less violated.

Threat Level: YELLOW

The smartphone in your pocket is catnip to malware authors, yet mobile security is barely on most people's radar, says Winn Schwartau, chairman of security vendor .

Kaspersky Lab identified the first last August, and has been available for over a year. Schwartau agrees with estimates that 20 percent of all Android and iPhone apps may be infected.