22. This is why I drink.

23. When they make the movie of my life, I want to be played by Robert Downey Jr.

24. The X in my middle name does not stand for Xtreme, Xhibitionist, Xtradicted, or Xtra Crispy. It's just Xavier. Not expecially funny, just true.

25. Have I mentioned I'm not wearing any pants?

OK, your turn. What do we not know about you? E-mail me: cringe@infoworld.com. And please, try to keep it clean.