Ballmer doesn't appear to be (at least not as of this writing). Meanwhile, Yahoo is planning another .

Can anyone please buy Yahoo and get it over with?

2. Shock! Horror! Obama Owns a Zune!

In what would become known as ZuneGate, a contributor to a reported that, in December, when he was working out one morning, he was surprised by president-elect Barack Obama, who joined him at the gym. According to writer , Obama "."

The news Obama that used a Zune drove a bitter partisan wedge between the Apple and Zune camps. While the Zune camp celebrated what it saw as a victory, the Apple camp was outraged and wanted their vote for Obama back.