WINOTAUR: Uh… actually, I forget what we’re calling it this week.

MACALOPE: “iPad envy”?

WINOTAUR: As if. Our tablet’s not going to be some toy. It’ll run full versions of the applications.

MACALOPE: And super awesomely, the Macalope bets.

WINOTAUR: You know it. You just hook up your mouse and go. That’s a real computer, there, not some Etch-A-Sketch.