The Macalope hopes you're resting up this weekend, because next week is going to be another punch in the gut. Already details from Steve Jobs's biography, which comes out on Monday, are spilling all over the Web like an overturned tanker full of honey. And while it's may be tempting to bears and bees, the Macalope knows for sure it's attracting flies.

He had a bad relationship with his kids! He set Jony Ive up as some kind of god! He wanted to crush Android! He choked a stagehand to death during Macworld 2005! It's terrible!

All true. Except for the stagehand part. Well, probably.

Steve Jobs was not a saint. Shocking.