Correct the Macalope if hes wrong (dont get up, hes not), but there are no versions of Word and Excel for Android, either.

This is the Macalopes seen this sleight of hand. Apple devices are no good for the enterprise because they dont have X, but Android (which also doesnt have X) is good for the enterprise because& well, because its not from Apple, thats why.

Circus acrobats couldt bend over backwards this far for Apples competitors.

Yes, enterprises may end up writing all of this software themselves, and its also possible that enterprise grade is a misnomer, and Apple is redefining the enterprise experience by taking away all the cruft from over-engineered applications.

Finally, Matts making some sense. And he only had to get seven-eighths of the way through the piece to do it.