OUTRAGEOUS!

Killing the YouTube app and replacing it with nothing is even more annoying [than replacing Google-powered Maps]. But it's also insulting. And maybe even evil.

EVIL!

Evil. He wrote that. Every once in a while the Macalope feels he needs to verify with his readers that, yes, these are actual quotes from the article he's skewering because frequently they are so very unbelievable.

A mobile phone is an intensely personal piece of technology. My phone is mine. I bought it, I pay for it, I use it, and I fill it with apps.