Star Trek DAC on Xbox Live Arcade May 13

12.05.2009
Planning to see the reboot tonight? Not me, sadly. I'm waiting for a friend and an IMAX in a couple weeks. On a 53 foot tall screen, 's plucked and meticulously sculpted eyebrows are going to look like a couple of jumbo mutant caterpillars.

That also means I'll end up fooling around with -- the new Xbox Live Arcade not-so-boldly-going top-down-shooter take on the franchise -- beforehand.

A Star Trek top-down shooter? Kind of dovetails with the reboot's action-tastic vibe, if you think about it. "Simplistic" meets "Showcase." Pretty, flashy, explode-y visuals without the think-clang-thud of Star Trek's nerdy pseudoscience or famously constrictive canon. Just you and up to 11 other armchair Federation or Romulan skippers (6v6) commanding flagships, fighters, or bombers, and blasting the bejesus out of each other with phasers and photon torpedoes while whizzing around smallish arena-style levels gobbling twirling power-ups.

Levels are supposed to average about 10 minutes to polish off. Yeah, I know -- not much of a thinker, but then I've heard the movie isn't either.

One of the cooler-sounding ideas? You can launch an escape pod right before your ship explodes. If you can survive for four or five seconds, you get to keep the bulk of your upgrades.

An alternative co-op mode lets up to six players gang up on the computer, and there's also a solo mode for all you nebbish introverts (hey, me too!) who'd rather square off against the computer solitaire.