Beginning in July, Apple will apparently be requiring iOS developers to submit 1024-by-1024 pixel icons to the App Store. We suspect those large icons are intended for a feature where customers browsing the App Store will be prompted to say "Holy $%@&^, those are gigantic icons."

(Apple)

Apple would like you to know you can do on your new iPad. Every single thing. Ever.

(Senator Charles E. Schumer)

I'm starting to think he buys his headlines in bulk from the